1. A girl on a bike approached me while I was on the line, she said:
"Hi, I'm new to Philly, I'm from Montreal, I was wondering if you could help me. I don't know if you know or not, but I was wondering if you knew where I could find some speed or esctasy."
2. A couple approached, we had a conversation. Edited as follows:
"You should join the circus! How long you stay up there? 10 minutes? Damn, you should be in the mutha fuckin guinness book of world records!
...his wife walks away...
He continues, "You know, I bet you could get yourself a BJ for doin' that"
His wife, overhearing, says, "You said he could get himself A WHAT!?"
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bahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I wear headphones when I slack line!!!!
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